dirklikesitintheass:

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

h my god

dirklikesitintheass:

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

h my god

(Source: i-am-no-stranger)

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My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via parallexia)

(Source: lule-bell)

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What do you think of this shirt?

I literally couldn’t answer my sister’s question about food because this gif popped up on my screen. 

What do you think of this shirt?

I literally couldn’t answer my sister’s question about food because this gif popped up on my screen. 

(Source: mishasteaparty)

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Why yes, Love. You could say that I’ve got the London look. Eat your heart out Kate Moss. Thank you @dizzythebella for this fantastic look.

Why yes, Love. You could say that I’ve got the London look. Eat your heart out Kate Moss. Thank you @dizzythebella for this fantastic look.

montparnaughty:

montparnaughty:

no you dont understand
these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay
and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful
and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and
the cashier
looked
so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg
the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim
i tried to fix it omg i was just like
"……………………..he was just…. resting"
but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.

oh my god i had literally fucking forgotten about this and then a single person reblogged this from me again, just one single person oh my god
… when did this get 87 thousand fucking notes jesus fucking christ

montparnaughty:

montparnaughty:

no you dont understand

these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay

and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful

and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and

the cashier

looked

so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg

the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim

i tried to fix it omg i was just like

"……………………..he was just…. resting"

but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.

oh my god i had literally fucking forgotten about this and then a single person reblogged this from me again, just one single person oh my god

… when did this get 87 thousand fucking notes jesus fucking christ

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maccasass:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

So I was watching Supernatural and my dad walks in and all casual says ” Is this the show that your second cousin is in” and I’m just kinda like “ha ha dad very funny” but then he says “No seriously, his name is… Marvin? Mica? I don’t know, something weird like that.” and he just walks away

That’s the story of how I found out that I’m related to Misha Collins and died

#so real talk about much porn do you think she’s read about her cousin

(Source: lucyinthesky451)

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krystl-meth:

clarknokent:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

image

image

Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.

RARE!

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